Why did the chicken cross the road?



KINDER GARTEN BOY

To get to the other side.



GEORGE BUSH

We are committed to establishing a democracy where chickens freely cross roads without oppression from terrorist organizations.



Azharuddin

I am totally innocent, you know, I'm unnecessarily being dragged into this, you know, because I'm from the minority.... . I neither know the chicken nor the road, you know....



George Fernandes

I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40 clean years of public life. I don't own a house, or a car, leave alone a chicken !!!



Mulayam

I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class, so that they can cross the road freely without their motives being questioned



ARJUN SINGH

Our policy will ensure the development of socially underprivileged chickens so that they can also cross roads.



Abdul Kalam

Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? ... Please tell me why? .. They crossed to go to the other side of the road.... Now repeat after me ....



Advani

I see Pakistani hand in this ...



Vatal Nagaraj

No Tamil or outside chickens will be allowed to cross our roads, our roads are meant only for Kanadiga chickens!.



Bal Thackarey

Chickens crossing the roads is against our culture, my followers will stone all such chickens which cross the road.



Jayalalithaa

From reliable sources I've got the information that the chicken belongs to Karunanidhi. He is making his chicken cross the road to create law & order problems. The chicken has now been imprisoned under POTA.



Amitabh Bachhan

The chicken has crossed the road?.. Are you sure.. Very sure ... Really sure...



Venkaiah Naidu

"We are very sure of the fact that the chicken did not cross the road. It's a conspiracy by the congress. The poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue"



H.S.Surjeet

We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of the third front today. We will decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back..



Maneka Gandhi

Chicken crossed the road alone...!! If a vehicle had passed over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creatures. Ban all vehicles from using the road. Protect our chickens...





Laloo Prasad Yadav

I have introduced CHICKEN RATH, a special train for chicken so that they don't have to cross the road.





Inzaman Ul Haq

Bismillah  It was team effort, all boys played really well, specially Afridi. and finally get the chicken to road cross.



Osama Bin Laden

Chicken will ultimately destroy the western world. Amen.



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